How sex toys help when there’s no one to keep you company
Nov 12th, 2010 by aminshit
I spend a great deal of time on business trips. Traveling is good and all, but not having a woman around plainly sucks. Course, I could always go to the nearest dive and hook up with someone, but it takes time, which I don’t usually have. Again, wouldn’t wanna catch something. And, last but not least, I’m a married man. All the more reasons to stay away from casual sex and play it safe.
That’s where my masturbation sleeve comes in handy. Got it online, at some sex toys shop. There’s a lot of prejudiced talk going on about sex toys for men. Like it’s for women only. Yeah, and sex too is strictly feminine. All I can say, try to manage without proper sex for weeks and months. One on one with your hand gets old real fast, so why not try something fresh? A fake pussy or something else like that. This stuff hardly costs anything at all, and the amount of pleasure it gives you is just fantastic.
My wife fully understands and supports me, by the way. She’s content to know that I’m not going to chase other birdies while I’m hmph otherwise occupied. Should get her something for her understanding. Buy a vibrator or a dildo or something. She’s all alone at home too while I’m away after all. I’m sure she’d appreciate the gesture. Done. First thing I do when I come home next time, I’m paying that sex toys shop a visit.